Marco Manipon is a Guitar Master

As you can see guys — noticeably on my social network uploaded pictures and most especially in real life — I’m not pogi, guwapo, handsome or whatever word associated to that metrosexual adjective. I do not have the looks worthy of donning any baduy clothing lines such as Folded and Hung, Palomino, Blue Soda or any brand that’s manufacturing shirts with deep v-neck collar and fitted polo shirts applicable for gay guys who spends a lot of time at Fitness First or Gold’s Gym. It should not be much of a problem for pangit guys like me because there are other ways to be pogi even if you don’t have those cheesy physical looks. As Ramon Bautista once mentioned, there are available guwapo skills that can be mastered and it could be playing basketball in front of girls, dancing to the tune of hip-hop songs, playing DoTA, smoking expensive cigarettes and the most guwapo skill of all guwapo skills — playing the guitars. These abilities are enough to compensate lack of gwaponess needed to attract below average chicks.

The Guitar Master. Bobo Guitar Master.

Unfortunately, I don’t have those skills too. I can play basketball but only in front of trees and leaves, I can dance, yes, but I’m man enough to refuse to perform that skill, I don’t play DoTA, I don’t smoke and I don’t play any musical instruments except for the digital Fruity Loops program for personal computers. But what I do have, I believe, are self-proclaimed pure awesomeness, coolness and extreme kagaguhan. It’s not enough to attract below average chicks who are craving for textbook defined handsomeness but I know that those self-proclaimed skills has its own chicks market.

A pang-Eat Bulaga Saturday Special type of graphics.

Anyway, to prove that I have kagaguhan, extreme kagaguhan to be specific, I wasted my precious time editing this video that was originally shot about six months ago. You can see me toying with the guitar, pretending that I know how to play it and claims that I’m the Guitar Master. Thanks to my Villagracia cousins, Mikho, MJ, Mikhee and Mikha, this video became one of the most hilarious videos I’ve seen in my entire life. At least in my opinion.

Please watch this and share to your friends if you like.

MM

Notes:

We should all give credit where credit is due. Thank you.

I don’t own the copyright of some of the pictures and clips and songs used in this waste material. Just message me if you feel offended.

If you’re wondering what “Snackers” is, the one I consider as a sponsor in this video, it’s a plastic bag full of rejected Big Munch nachos that are being sold around the metro. Though it’s rejected, it’s still pam-papak worthy. It’s still safe to eat. Those were only rejected because of its deformed shape not because of the quality of the food. It’s a hit in the office.

The song for the video’s intro is “Case Logic” by The Mongols. The fake guitar riff and drum beats were just ripped from a certain YouTube tutorial which I’m sure will not see my video [but still, thanks. Hehe] and yes, that’s a Rod Stewart song, “If We Fall in Love Tonight”.